Saggy Pants Are Gay

Now, I actually have a theory with this. (would you expect anything less?)

I have done a mini survey on the subject.

So far, I have not found a single person that finds the saggy pants look to be the least bit attractive.

With that in mind, guys must find it attractive when those belt lines are drooping so far south that you can drop a 12 inch crescent wrench in there. It doesn’t matter if there are a pair of boxers hiked up to cover or not. The only woman that I has seen wearing her pants like that was a  BULL dyke.

So if you are running around with  your pants hangin’ low , you must be looking for someone to run some pipe in the back door.