A collection of Fool’s Errands

You know, over the years I have heard some great fool’s errands. You know the fun (hopefully harmless) pranks to send new folks after this or that… For the life of me, I can only remember some. I would like to start collecting them on this page. As you drop… Continue reading

inappropriate discussions

So in my office there are very inappropriate discussions. one co-worker broke out in the theme from Bonanza but ended it with dildo… I asked if it was with a suction cup or without. He seemed confused as to why it mattered. one is much better for use on the… Continue reading

An odd question by Griz

Yesterday Gigglez (@Mrs_PissedOffPirate) and I were in IKEA and found that they were running off of what I assumed is there touted solar panels. They will running minimal systems due to a power outage on the east side of 205 (for the locals). We passed by a table where the… Continue reading

Word of the day: Skittletits

Yesterday my cube neighbor was trying to contain her laughter. She was doing an admirable job, but she was reading autocorrects on dontpokethebear.com. I looked over at one point and she was wiping away the tears. A word had struck as particularly funny : Skittletits This prompted a series of… Continue reading

Geek Pride Day

Okay, today is Geek Pride Day. It is a home run for geeks: It is Towel Day (You Dougles Admas fans), The anniversary of the release of Star Wars, Glorious 25 May from Discworld, and major geek factor for today’s date. . . 5 + 25 + 12 = 42… Continue reading

Funny shit I have gotten from the GOP

Okay as Obamacare goes before SCOTUS, I get this email from some junk mail: “Dear fellow conservative:”  My friends do not refer to me that way, in fact most of them would find that quite funny in itself. Further down it says: “The Supreme Court is preparing to decide the… Continue reading

In like a lion and out like a lamb

So for those of us in the Vancouver / Portland area, we were given a treat of snow when we got up this morning. (Unless you slept in, then you were on your own) Gigglez would like to know if March came in like a lion because of the snow… Continue reading

Funny ass thing that I overheard

I heard a young man ask his sister if she had a pair of balls that he could borrow. I lost it. I knew that he meant that he was looking for spherical earrings, but it was funnier the way that I heard it.